I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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