He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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