Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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