SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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