It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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