He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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