what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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