Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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