we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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