Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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