Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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