There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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