I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Rumble strips road head = magical
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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