You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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