I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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