Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
it's great music for shaving your balls
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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