I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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