You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Houston, we have a squirter
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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