Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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