Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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