we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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