Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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