I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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