I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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