I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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