this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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