no. you can't hotbox the world.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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