i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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