Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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