She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I wish I only lived at night.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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