wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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