break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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