Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
