Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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