Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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