And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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