Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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