i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
All I want is dick and wine.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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