What a fucking waste of an outfit
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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