She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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