idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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