So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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