can we get nightvision for the apartment?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize