I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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