I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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