spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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