what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
