...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize