Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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