doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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