Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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