I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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