Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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